It’s December, which I hope is known and beloved to you as the Holiday Season. Political controversy is at its height this year, but at least we can count our small blessings that Starbucks didn’t select any designs for their coffee cups that piss off the Christian Right. I’ll take all the sources of peace, or at least absence of conflict, that I can get.
In that spirit, I give you The Definitive Guide to Holiday Musical Discussions. My hope is that it will be handy to you, particularly in the inevitability of encountering This Song. You know the one I’m talking about, the one that has been the subject of far too much controversy for the last few holiday seasons. It falls into that sub-category of Songs That Aren’t Really Holiday Songs, But We Only Hear Them Around Holiday Time. They’re mostly songs either extolling or lamenting the fact that it’s cold now in the Northern Hemisphere. Songs that fall into this category include Jingle Bells, Winter Wonderland, Sleigh Ride, and This Song.
For those of you who have been in a cloistered convent for the past 25-40 years, the song in question is a dialogue between “The Wolf” and “The Mouse” (those two characters having been designated so by the song’s composer, Broadway great Frank Loesser). The Wolf spends the song trying to convince The Mouse to stay, because there’s a terrible blizzard going on. The Wolf cajoles, flatters, employs scare tactics, all to which The Mouse resolutely says no. It’s unclear by the end of the song whether Mouse has seen the efficacy of Wolf’s suggestion.
Those are the unbiased facts. Of those facts, thousands of interpretations have been offered. I’m not gonna go over them yet again, because I’d guess you’re as tired of the arguments as I am.
Ergo, The DFGtHMD. Please feel free to download, screenshot, or print, and take with you to holiday gatherings or anywhere else you might be likely to get into it with another music lover. I’d also like to suggest that you have it at hand when you visit the Facebook; there you’ll also find it quite valuable to help you head off yet more drama.
Start in the upper right corner.
Here’s hoping it’s helpful to you. Merry Holidays, everyone!
I’m a fairly new student of the Tarot, and to learn and memorize the Major Arcana*, also to put myself to sleep at night, I’ve been imagining Major Arcana lineups in different ‘verses. I also got all my chores done this Sunday afternoon, and here’s what I did for fun.
Is this bullshit, or Buddhist? 